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Hole Punch Toys Butnik – Sex Toy Review
With all of the recent talk of Russian probes and collusion the Hole Punch Butnik really seems quite apropos. With a playful nod to Sputnik, the first satellite launched into Earth’s orbit by the...
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Blush Novelties Avant D4 – Sex Toy Review
When I first started blogging and reviewing sex toys I avoided Blush Novelties like the plague. It seemed like there was always some kind of drama involving Blush and other bloggers unfolding on...
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Blush Novelties Noje W3 – Sex Toy Review
When I first started seeing reviews of the Blush Novelties Noje W3 pop up, I was pretty skeptical. I just couldn’t believe that a wand so tiny could be as good as people were saying. Considering one...
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Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – Sex Toy Review
Hello, my name is Kitten Boheme and it has been exactly four months and eleven days since my last Satisfyer review. I’ll admit it, I was on the fence about reviewing yet another Satisfyer toy. Don’t...
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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator – Sex Toy Review
Dating is tough. First off, you actually have to find enough time to go out and meet people. Then you have to actually talk to people. You have to hope that sparks fly with someone, that you hear...
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BMS Factory Pillow Talk Flirty – Sex Toy Review
I am a bit of a hopeless romantic, I love things that are sweetly feminine and I adore sex toys that come in lovely shades of pink (I just heard a collective groan sweep across the internet…. uggggh...
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Velvet Thruster Abbey – Sex Toy Review
Oh my GOD! I am speechless… I am completely blown away by the Velvet Thruster. I was honestly not expecting the experience I just had… and I am… I’m… well… speechless (actually… I’ve got a whole lot...
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CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser – Sex Toy Review
“Mini Marvels”… the name makes it sound like these little toys are part of some kind of Super Hero Organization. Or maybe it is what they call the day care facility at Avengers Headquarters. Either...
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BMS Pillow Talk Sassy – Sex Toy Review
So, I just finished reviewing the Pillow Talk Flirty, the mini vibe in the BMS Factory Pillow Talk line up, but I already find myself in possession of a second toy in the collection – the BMS Factory...
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Wonder ‘O’ Wand – Sex Toy Review
I feel like it has been ages upon ages since I’ve had the chance to review a vibrating wand. Okay, no… I lied, I guess I literally just reviewed the Blush Novelties Nojie W3… but really does feel like...
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Rocks-Off Touch of Velvet Bullet Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
I feel like the humble bullet vibrator is often many a persons first introduction into sex toys. After all, they are usually cheap and they are pretty discreet (which may be important if you are shyly...
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Rocks-Off Joycicle Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Part of me really wants to hold off on this review until July… so that we can celebrate Christmas in July, but I’m not sure I can wait that long. I also know for darn tootin’ I can’t wait until the...
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Blush Novelties Aria Mi Vibe – Sex Toy Review
It is always fun when I am sent super expensive, luxury toys to review. The kinds of toys I would probably never buy for myself because I hate spending money (mostly because I never seem to have...
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My Fucsia Gustavo Porcelain Alien Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I have something brand new, something I have never tried before, something that I have been yearning for for a long time! A porcelain dildo! SheVibe made my porcelain dreams come true...
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Fleshlight Quickshot – Sex Toy Review
The biggest complaints I hear from people when I recommend a Fleshlight product to them is either something about the size being to large (measuring an approximate 10 inches in length, they are pretty...
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Blush Novelties Pom Plugs – Sex Toy Review
I have an animal kink. Not that I find animals themselves sexy (at least not in a weird and creepy way), but I do find people dressing as animals pretty hot. I love pet play (especially kitten play)...
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Satisfyer Pro Traveler – Sex Toy Review
Okay, at what point does a person own too many Satisfyers? Is there a specific number? Like, is 11 too many? Asking for a friend… That friend is me. I own all the Satisfyers. ALL THE SATISFYERS. You...
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Zumio – Sex Toy Review
Zumio… more like ZumiOH-MY-GOD-THIS-IS-AWESOME! Like, seriously, I can’t stand how much I love this thing… since the Zumio came home with me from Las Vegas it had displaced my Doxy Wand as my current...
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Kink by Doc Johnson the Stinger – Sex Toy Review
There once was a time when the very sight of a slender little dildo would have caused my face to turn a shade of bright red and sent me into fits of giggles. A time when just owning a little bullet...
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We-Vibe Gala – Sex Toy Review
The We-Vibe Gala reminds me a lot of the We-Vibe Wish… only with a pair of bunny ears. It reminds me so much of the Wish that I have a feeling that many of the feels that I had about toy I will also...
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