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Hot Octopuss Queen Bee – Sex Toy Review
For the longest time I was pretty darn sure that when it came time for me to write my review of the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee that it would be a mostly negative review. The first handful of tests I did...
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Blush Novelties Aria Buzz Bunny – Sex Toy Review
A hearty hello all my cool cats! Cool cats… yes… I think that is what I shall call all of my readers. You are all very cool cats indeed. Since you are such a cool cat, you no doubt have already read...
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FT London Geisha Balls Magnetic
While attending the 2018 AVN Expo I met a man with the most fantastic of mustaches and a very excellent accent (I want to say it was Italian… but I am also very terrible with accents…), he was manning...
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We are taking a quick break from our normally scheduled sex toy reviews to get a little political. I hope you’ll stick around! Here in Minnesota we have our Primary on August 14th. I have been doing a...
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My Fucsia Gustavo Porcelain Alien Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I have something brand new, something I have never tried before, something that I have been yearning for for a long time! A porcelain dildo! SheVibe made my porcelain dreams come true...
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VeDO Bam Mini Bullet Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Look at my face. Just look at it. Okay… maybe you can’t exactly look at my face… but if you could see it right now you would see a look of complete boredom. Look, I’m stifling a yawn right now. This...
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Callie Vibrating Wand by Jopen – Sex Toy Review
I picked up quite the collection of treasures while attending the 2018 ANExpo. One of those said treasures was the Callie Vibrating Wand by Jopen. I picked up the Callie while at a Sex Toy...
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Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage – Sex Toy Review
Hi, my name is Kitten and I lack reading comprehension skills. Okay, maybe it’s not all that bad, but I did kind of blunder my way through picking out today’s review item. First off, I know I know in...
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Labor Day 2018 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
I hate to break it to you… but summer is almost over. I know, I know… it sucks… I’m not looking forward to snow any more than you are (and I’m in Minnesota, so trust me… I know snow). But one good...
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Blush Novelties Noje G Slim – Sex Toy Review
Okay, so I’ve been trying out this thing on Twitter where I’ve been posting up weekly polls and have been allowing you the reader/follower pick which toy I use and review. I’ve also been doing this...
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VeDO Inu Super Plus Inu Rechargeable Vibe – Sex Toy Review
Okay, before you say anything… I know that y’all voted to see my review of the WaterSlyde today. I know I have been hyping the WaterSlyde review all week. I KNOW that is the review that I have...
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Happy Rabbit Curve Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Did you know that today is International Rabbit Day? If you didn’t know, are you really all that surprised? They have a day for everything, apparently yesterday was World Gratitude Day and tomorrow is...
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Blush Novelties Rosé Lipstick Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Okay, you may be looking at that picture up there and wondering when in the heck did Miss Kitten Boheme get into reviewing makeup?! Well, the answer is I haven’t (at least not yet… although I am open...
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Tantus Zombie Gary O2 Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Well, here we are… the first week of SPOOKY MONTH! What is Spooky Month you ask? Well… it is for those of us who simply can not possibly contain all the magic and horror of Halloween to just one day…...
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VeDO Bam Mini Bullet Vibrator – Second Opinion Review
Here is a new thing I’m trying: Second Opinions! Sometimes I absolutely hate a toy… or super love a toy… but I know that is only my opinion (as much as I want to believe I am always right…)… so when I...
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WaterSlyde Bathtub Water Diverter – Sex Toy Review
I have been extremely curious about the WaterSlyde from the moment it crossed into my Twitter newsfeed. The concept is so simple that it borders on near brilliance. There are absolutely no moving...
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Uberrime Night King Dildo – Sex Toy Review
On the second week of Halloween my BOO love gave to me… an Uberrime Night King Dildo… hmm, nope… this joke no longer works. Once was enough. Waaahooo! We have made it to week two of our Spooky Month...
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Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira – Sex Toy Review
Spooky Month week three! The countdown to Halloween continues! If you are just joining me (where have you been?!?!) be sure to catch up with my earlier Halloween reviews: the Tantus Zombie Gary and the...
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Uberrime Calaveras – Sex Toy Review
The Uberrime Calaveras… this toy is without a doubt the spookiest of the spooky… like… so spooky I was going to save to save it up for my Spooky Month Grand Finale and really go out with a bang! But...
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Bolo Lasso Skull Cock Ring – Sex Toy Review
Okay… here it is… we’ve made it to the last days of the Spooky Month Halloween Countdown! This is it… we are almost to the big day! Halloween is just around the corner… so now it’s time to pack as much...
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