Halloween 2018 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
IN THIS TOWN WE CALL HOME EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG! That has been running through my head on an endless loop for days… but don’t worry, starting tomorrow it will be replaced by Jingle Bell...
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Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit – Sex Toy Review
What’s Halloween without things that glow in the dark? It’s a lot less fun… that’s what! Thankfully Clone-A-Willy was on hand to help lend an eerie glow to my day with the Glow in the Dark Vibrating...
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Geeky Sex Toys Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag – Sex Toy Review
This is Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN! This is it, the big day! We’ve made it! I’ve been watching Nightmare Before Christmas and Hocus Pocus basically on loop since September 30th… I am so ready for...
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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2018 Sex Toy Sales and Deals
Holy balls, is it that time already?! I swear, I still feel like its summer… (even though it is very clearly snowing outside)… I feel like I should be kickin’ back and enjoying the sun… when the heck...
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Touch Automated Lube and Massage Oil Warmer by Warm – Lube Review
Did you know that today, November 11th, is Singles Day? Yeah… I had no idea either… I honestly had no idea there was such a holiday, but there is and it’s today! Singles Day is the anti-Valentine’s...
View ArticleWinter is Coming! Enter to Win an Uberrime Night King Dildo!
You know what hasn’t happened around here in a long time? A giveaway! I think it is about time we had one of those again, wouldn’t you agree? Of course you agree, I know you love free stuff (who...
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Blush Novelties Avant D2 – Sex Toy Review
It’s November! You know what that means!? It’s the perfect time to GET STUFFED! Stuffed full of turkey… stuffed full of mashed potatoes… stuffed full of pie… STUFFED FULL OF DILDOS! oh yeah baby…...
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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P4 – Sex Toy Review
The great Stuffsgiving extravaganza continues! My vagina isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this November… my butt is getting in on the stuffing action as well! I’ve got yet another spectacular toy...
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Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review
Did you know that today (December 4th) is National Cookie Day?! I did! Well… I know only because one of my favorite Youtube cooking shows “Binging with Babish” made the most amazing looking chocolate...
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VeDO Roq Rechargeable Ring – Sex Toy Review
Ahh, the vibrating cock ring… the bane of my sex toy review life. One of the top questions I get is “what’s a good vibrating cock ring?” And every time I get that question my left eye twitches and I...
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Hot Octopuss Atom – Sex Toy Review
Yeah! It’s time to ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT! Cock rings that is! Okay, I know I literally just posted a review describing how much I hate vibrating cock rings… but in a shocking turn of events I...
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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review
I’ve got yet another toy from the Avant line of toys! This time I’m coming at you with the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1! It must be the gray and dreary weather here in Northern Minnesota, I am just...
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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review
Okay peeps, I think I am having some kind of amazing love affair with Blush Novelties. Like, for real… I think we might be dating… or at the very least we have some kind of casual hook-up (I’m...
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Désirables Dalia – Sex Toy Review
So, you know how when you go over to Grandma’s house for dinner she’s got that one cabinet somewhere in the corner of the dining room or living room that is full of beautiful dishes you have never...
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STDCheck.Com 10 Panel STD Test – Sexual Health Review
Happy new year! Here we are, we’ve made it, welcome to 2019! That is going to take me forever to get used to writing… I still occasionally write 1993 on my checks (and yes… I still use checks, because...
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Screaming O Toone – Sex Toy Review
For whatever reason, the Screaming O Toone makes me think of that old Disney Cartoon, Bonkers. Anyone else remember that? With the anthropomorphic Bobcat that left show business and became a cop in...
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Crystal Delights Magnetic Bunny Tail Glass Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review
Question: would it make me a terrible sex toy reviewer if I just skipped the actual review and went straight to the part where I recommend that you just go ahead and buy the Crystal Delights Magnetic...
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MotorBunny – Sex Toy Review
Are you looking for a whisper quiet, discreet vibrator that you can use in your apartment with paper-thin walls that won’t alert Edna, your neighbor, to the fact that you masturbate in your own...
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FemmeFunn Stubby 2 Massager – Sex Toy Review
Have you ever decided that it was time to masturbate so you pull your sex toy collection from the back of your closet or out from under your bed (or if you like me… also from every available cabinet...
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BS Atelier Max Queer Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Ya’ll… I… I think…. I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE DILDO! And no, I am not overreacting. The BS Atelier Max Queer is an absolutely phenomenal dildo. Like… I have had this thing stuffed...
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