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Screaming O Scoop – Sex Toy Review
You know how they say when it rains it pours? I feel that way about sex toys sometimes. Like… I can go years without ever reviewing a particular sex toy brand… and then all of a sudden the flood gates...
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Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review
I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching...
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Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review
When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both...
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Blush Novelties Sweet Rush & Sweet Bunny Classic Slim Vibe – Sex Toy Review
Happy Valentine’s Day! How are you celebrating? Are you celebrating?!? Frankly, I’m still trying to recover from Christmas… I don’t know how any of us can possibly be ready for another holiday so...
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Tenga Flip Zero Masturbator – Sex Toy Review
Is this a masturbation toy or is this just some kind of newfangled Apple product?! Okay, okay… obviously the Tenga Flip Zero is a masturbator… but that hard shelled plastic case with its minimalist...
View ArticleThink Spring Giveaway! Enter to Win One of Five Prizes!
You know what folks, I’ve had it. I’ve abso-bloody-lutely had it with winter. Here in Minnesota we have yo-yoed from -50 degrees with the windchill to a pleasant 35 degrees… all within the same week....
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Iroha Rin by Tenga – Sex Toy Review
Why oh why do I keep doing this to myself? I want to love the Iroha toys so badly…they are so beautiful and the silicone is like masturbating with a heavenly marshmallow sent to earth by the Gods...
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Emojibator Chickie – Sex Toy Review
Go home Emojibator, you’re drunk! What on earth was going through your head when you decided to turn a chicken into a sex toy? I mean… don’t get me wrong…I love you for it… but… DEAR GOD WHY?! I...
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Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Bullet – Sex Toy Review
So, apparently today (3/18) is National Awkward Moments Day… I didn’t even know that was a thing until today… but honestly, this is my day ya’ll. My life is honestly just a long string of awkward...
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Uberrime Splendid – Sex Toy Review
I think it’s time I just admit it… I have become obsessed with all things Uberrime. I mean, never mind that the owner and sole dildo maestro of the operation is super awesome… he could be a complete...
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CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker – Sex Toy Review
Much like Pokémon, the CalExotic Mini Marvels have turned into a bit of an obsession for me… I’VE GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL (I feel like I’ve been referencing Pokémon a lot in recent reviews…in my defense...
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Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
From the moment Zalo hit my radar, I have really enjoyed watching the products they release. They have such a gorgeously feminine aesthetic and I find all of their toys to beautifully understated and...
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Kitten Boheme and Uberrime Present…
Okay, okay… you folks got me… this was an April Fools prank… but maybe there can be a Kitten Boheme signature dildo in the future… just maybe one that is a bit less… shitty… When I started...
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Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue – Sex Toy Review
Well, it looks like I’m on a tongue shaped vibrator kick around here! Last review it was the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker and today I’ve got the Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue… because...
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Satisfyer Men – Sex Toy Review
Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very...
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Lovehoney Uprize AutoErect Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review
“Is…is that cock waving at me?” Those are the exact words I muttered upon seeing the Lovehoney Uprize for the first time. I was attending a press event during the 2018 Adult Novelty Expo… But I was...
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It’s Masturbation May! Enter to Win a Zumio S!
Guess what? It’s finally Masturbation May! Well… okay… technically it’s been Masturbation May for a couple of weeks… I’m just completely unorganized and a wee bit scatter brained. BUT… better late than...
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Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review
Fun fact… there is such a thing as National Goof Off Day! Yeah… it’s another one of these silly micro-holiday’s that I had no idea existed until the day it was happening… but now that I know it...
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Uberrime Maestro Suction Cup Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Did you know that May 11th was National Eat What You Want Day? A day that is all about having that one special day a year where you get to eat with no regrets. Although… let’s be real here… that’s...
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Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Bulby Dildo – Sex Toy Review
I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To fuck them is my real test, To bone them is my cause! Pokémoan! Gotta catch em’ all! Okay… raise your hand if you have spent more time on Pokémon Go...
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