You know what folks, I’ve had it. I’ve abso-bloody-lutely had it with winter. Here in Minnesota we have yo-yoed from -50 degrees with the windchill to a pleasant 35 degrees… all within the same week. It’s becoming ridiculous! Also… don’t even get me started on the snow! We are expecting another five days of snow this week with who knows how many inches… we literally have no where else to put snow… we are out of room… sorry, but Minnesota is now closed! So… with this in mind, I’ve decided it is time to just think spring. I will will the warm weather into being with my thoughts. IT WILL BE SPRING GOD DAMMIT!
But I can’t do this alone… I am going to need your help to think spring into existence. Now I know you time is valuable and you’ve totally got a lot of other things on your mind… that is why I am bribing you with the chance to win fabulous prizes in exchange for your brain power! Trust me… it’s easy… all I need you to do is think warm thoughts and enter the contest below!
WIN ONE OF FIVE PRIZES:
- Touch Lube Warmer by Warm
- Uberrime Golden Vivo
- Uberrime Electric Blue and Green Spiro
- Uberrime Black Amo
- Zumio
As you can see, I have collected a fabulous assortment of prizes for you to win! Choose one of the following prizes and enter to win to win below!
FOLLOW THE RULES:
- This contest will run from March 1, 2019 to March 30, 2019.
- The Zumio is open World Wide! You must live in an area where sex toys are legal to import! KittenBoheme.com is not responsible for any custom fees or other fines.
- The Touch Lube Warmer and Uberrime Dildos are US ONLY!
- You must be 18 years or older to enter.
- By entering the Think Spring Giveaway you are consenting to receive infrequent email from Kitten Boheme and KittenBoheme.com.
- Absolutely NO giveaway accounts. I check EVERY Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram account you enter with! If you only share giveaway posts, your entries will be void.
- One winner per prize will be randomly selected and contacted by me via email within seven days of the contest ending. The winner then has 48 hours to reply to me with their address otherwise another winner will be drawn. The winner agrees to provide me with their name, email, phone number and shipping address. On conclusion of the giveaway, Uberrime and Warm will ship directly to the winner, the Zumio will be shipped from Kitten Boheme.