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Blush Novelties Temptasia Clit and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System – Sex...
I need constant adult supervision at all times ya’ll. Without someone to talk sense into my I end up agreeing to some weird and wild things! Oh, you want to zap me with electricity? Yeah that sounds...
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Motorbunny Silicone Attachments – Sex Toy Review
Back in January in of 2018 I had the extremely good fortune of getting my fuzzy kitty paws on a Motorbunny ride-on sex machine for review. After about a year of testing (hey…I wanted to be thorough) I...
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We-Vibe Moxie – Sex Toy Review
Did you know that there is such a thing as National OOTD? You didn’t?! Just kidding… I’m not that shocked… I didn’t know that either… in fact, I didn’t even know what OOTD was… other than vaguely...
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Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration – Sex Toy Review
It’s gettin’ hot in herrrrre (so hot), so take off all your clothes. I am, gettin’ so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! That song has been permanently stuck in my head since high school. Its also the...
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Olivia’s Boudoir Tuxedo Luxury Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review
Just when I think I’ve done it all and there can’t possibly be anything left out there in the sex toy world that is new and thrilling… I receive something in the mail that reminds me that I am not...
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Tantus Hookah – Sex Toy Review
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call Whenever I look at, think about, or use the Tantus Hookah, I instantly...
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Womanizer Duo – Sex Toy Review
It seems like both Womanizer and Satisfyer have realized they are onto something with their “suction based” (I know its not really suction exactly… I just never know what to call it…) toys so they...
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Satisfyer Mister Rabbit – Sex Toy Review
Satisfyer has this habit of sending me boxes full of sex toys without any advance notice… like… I will just arrive home and there will be a box waiting for my on my front step. I instantly become...
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Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review
Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in...
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Cloud 9 Mushroom Massager – Sex Toy Review
Anyway You know what I like? I like vibrators that are shaped like things that aren’t really “vibrator” shaped. Like Chili Peppers. Or Eggplants. Or Space Command Rabbits. And when I say I “like”...
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Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review
Does anyone else here have (a possibly unhealthy) obsession with Pokémon Go? Let’s see a show of hands… good… good… I’m glad to see I’m not alone in this. Earlier this summer I was even lucky enough...
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Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review
SPOOKY MONTH! SPOOOOOKY MONTH! SPOOOooOOoOOoooOOOOOooky MOOOooooOOOOoooOOnth! It’s my most favorite month of them all! I absolutly love this time of year… the crisp weather, the apple cider, scary...
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Blush Novelties Dr. Skin Double Dildo – Sex Toy Review
I just experienced a first! I literally have a room full of sex toys (I’m not joking… I have a literal room dedicated to just boxes of sex toys) so I’m always amazed when I get a toy I’ve never...
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OhMiBod Esca 2 – Sex Toy Review
Have you ever watched a cam show? Have you ever seen a show where there is a little pinkish or purple tail peeking out from inside a performer’s vagina? After seeing at least 5 or 6 shows with this...
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Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve – Sex Toy Review
When I was thinking about my Spooky Month line-up thus far I realized there was a severe lack of anything monster/alien themed… thank goodness Uberrime sent me the Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe...
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Blush Novelties Aria Hue G – Sex Toy Review
NOOooooo! Spooky Month is almost over! Where has the time gone?! It’s already week three of our SPOOKY EXTRAVAGANZA and I don’t feel like I’ve had nearly enough spooky in my life! It has been a...
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Uberrime Element 4 – Sex Toy Review
HAPPY STUFFSGIVING YA’LL! Did you just say “what’s Stuffsgiving?” Why… it’s only the greatest month of the year (well… besides Spooky Month)! All November long we celebrate the true meaning of...
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Coco de Mur Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review
Oh HOT DAMN! It’s November 11th… do you know what that means?! HAPPY SINGLES DAY! Okay… I technically only found out about Singles Day last year… because I’m not cool and hip and never know what is...
View ArticleBlack Friday Giveaway! Enter to Win a Uberrime Bella!
I don’t know what it is about Black Friday… but it always gets me super hyped up. I don’t even go out shopping… I may take advantage of an online deal or two… (mostly sex toys)… but there is something...
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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2019 Sex Toy Sales and Deals
Whelp, it looks like it’s that time of the year again… SUPER SEX TOY SALE SEASON! Are you ready to get your Black Friday game on?! I hope so… because I have some pretty spectacular sex toy sales and...
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