Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Does anyone else here have (a possibly unhealthy) obsession with Pokémon Go? Let’s see a show of hands… good… good… I’m glad to see I’m not alone in this. Earlier this summer I was even lucky enough to score Pokémon Go Fest tickets for Chicago (which is conveniently only a few hours drive from me… and also by “I scored” I really mean “my friend scored tickets and invited me…”). It was a ton of fun and I’m already making plans to go back again! I WILL CATCH THEM ALL! GOD DAMMIT I WILL! Pokémon Go isn’t the only thing I’m obsessed with lately… I am obviously quite obsessed with sex toys… so of course I had to find someway to combine my two obsessions and use my trip to Pokémon Go Fest as a way to conduct both business and pleasure…
So of course when the opportunity to partner with Geeky Sex Toys arose… I creamed in my Minion’s days of the week panties (because I’m an adult, and I wear adult underthings…). I mean… come on… they have an entire line of toys called Pokémoan! So that was a no brainer… I had to work with them. Even though it was short notice (Pokémon Go Fest was only a month away when communication began… which may not be short notice anywhere else in the world… but when you are dealing with Australia… one month is equivalent to me just popping ’round at 8am and saying I needed toys by 8:30am…you can get that done right?) Geeky Sex Toys must have busted their silicone balls, because they managed to get me not one but TWO Pokémoan toys in time for Pokémon Go Fest! The first toy I reviewed was the Pokémoan Bulby… a Bulbasuar themed dildo… it was excellent (you should read the review… it’s great… and I’m not just saying that because I wrote it… okay, maybe I am…).
Sadly, Pokémon Go Fest is long gone… but I’ve really been enjoying this new Team Rocket event that has been going on… I’ve also really been enjoying my Geeky Sex Toys Piky! I’ve also been enjoying playing the new Team Rocket event while wearing my Piky butt plug… shhhh… don’t tell anyone. Or tell everyone. I don’t care. You’re the one who is going to look like a weirdo going around telling folks about what I, a perfect stranger, keep in my butt. This should come as no surprise, but, the Piky Plug is a big ol’ nod to everyone’s favorite snugly starter Pokémon – Pikachu! I mean… that really should have been obvious from the lightning bolt tail and yellow color!
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
The Pokémoan Piky is a surprising petite butt plug. I guess that’s why Pikachu is offered as a starter Pokemon… perfect for beginner trainers… but still fun for even the most masterful of trainers. The plug has an insertable length of 3 inches while the bulb measures in with a circumference of 4 inches. And because this is a Pikachu there is of course… a tail. The Piky tail measures in at 3.5 inches from base to tip. Such a wee little critter.
Piky is much smaller than what I normally use for anal play, I typically reach for something like the Tantus Ryder or lately I’ve been using a lot more of my Njoy Pure Plug 2.0, I tend to like more girth out of my butt plugs. Piky has such a delicate little bulb, it reminds me a lot of the smallest Njoy Pure Plug… which isn’t a bad thing… it just isn’t quite as satisfying as I want it to be. Although, for your newbie trainers… or your average Poké trainer who isn’t a size Queen in all things… Piky is probably going to be a great fit. That being said, I still absolutely love the Piky Plug. The bulb has a slightly tapered (kind of torpedo shaped) nose to it, which I think makes it super easy to insert and because it is so small and lightweight, it is easy to wear around… I almost forget its there (is that a good thing? I’m not sure…)… at least until I try to sit down and the tail reminds me “HEY! YOU’RE WEARING A BUTT PLUG YOU NINNY!” The Piky is definitely comfortable enough for long term wear… so long as you don’t want to sit down during that time… the tail makes that pretty much impossible. But with a tail so cute… why would you want to sit? Wearing it makes me want to waggle my rear at anyone who will look… I want to show off my adorable Pikachu tail!
Unlike the real Pikachu, the Piky Plug can not shoot electricity… however… it is made from silicone, so it is incredibly easy to clean… which I imagine that the real Pikachu is not. To clean, you’ve got almost as many options as there are Pokémon in the Pokédex! You can toss it into a pot of boiling water (but toss carefully, don’t burn yourself), you can load it onto the top rack of your dishwasher (no soap), you can spritz it down with a 10% bleach solution, you can use toy cleaner (if you believe in that sort of thing), or just good ol’ fashion sink water. My only issue with cleaning the Piky Plug is that if I was particularly messy and things got really lubey, gunk would collect in some of those jaggedy edges of the lightening bolt tail and it took a little more effort to scrub out, especially up near the base of the toy where the cracks are smaller. Not a huge deal… and I have a special sex toy cleaning toothbrush for jobs like that. Another thing I should mention about the Piky being made from silicone rather than flesh and fur… you should avoid using silicone lube with it. Legend has it that if you use silicone lube on a silicone toy, a Pokémon will die… no wait, that’s not it… oh, I remember… using silicone lube on a silicone toy has the potential to cause damage. I’ve only seen this happen a couple of times and the toy I was using was only questionably silicone… I’ve been a rebel and used silicone lube on a number of higher quality silicone toys with no ill effects… but I’m probably playing with fire… one day… I’ll ruin something I love, I just know it.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
This is one of those toys that I wish I had more to say… but the Piky Plug is wonderfully simplistic… its adorable… well made… and excellent butt plug that does just what an excellent butt plug should do… it does its job so well that it leaves with nothing to say. Its often easier to write a review when I have someting to bitch about… but I don’t… not really… the small size of the plug is the only thing I’ve got to complain about, but that isn’t even a defect… its just my own personal preference. So, what I can say is that I can recommend the Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Plug! If you go to play parties, this plug would make an excellent ice breaker/conversation starter. If you are into role playing, think of all the fun you can have with this! It’s also an great toy to add to your tail plug collection (everyone has a collection of butt plugs with tails right? Or is that just me…)! If you are a newbie to plugs or just not into massive size, I think you’ll like the Piky Plug, it also has the added bonus of not looking intimidating… how can anyone be scared by a Pikachu?! Also, its small size makes it discreet (or as discreet as a bright yellow lightning bolt tailed plug can be) and easy to store… I’ve currently got my plug tucked away in a Pokéball that used to hold the pieces to a Pokémon puzzle… before my dog ate most of it. Now I can throw the Pokéball on the bed and scream “PIKY PLUG! I CHOOSE YOU” and watch it come tumbling out of the ball. It’s the simple joys in life…
Ready to select the Geeky Sex Toys Piky as your starter companion? You can pick one up from the fine folks at Geeky Sex Toys! BONUS: Use the code KITTEN for an adorable 5% discount.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
The Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Plug was provided to me free of charge by Geeky Sex Toys in exchange for my honest review.