I need constant adult supervision at all times ya’ll. Without someone to talk sense into my I end up agreeing to some weird and wild things! Oh, you want to zap me with electricity? Yeah that sounds cool. Would I like to bang myself with a life-cast doggy dildo? Uh, sure… why not! An alien probe that will lay jelly eggs inside my vagina? You know I can’t say no!! Actually… after I say all that, today’s review looks much less wild in comparison! The Blush Novelties Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System actually is pretty tame compared to some things I’ve tried. Also, that name is crazy long… don’t be confused by such a long and fancy-pants name… this Clit and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System is a pump… its a pussy and nip pump. I know I won’t be able to continually write Pleasure Enhancement System… so just know that is what I mean when I type out pussy pump! And actually, I lie… its not really a pussy pump, because that suggests that the suction cups are big enough for the whole pussy…. which they are not… SO… even though pussy pump is just wildly fun to say… its inaccurate… the Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System is in fact a clit and nip pump and we shall leave it at that.
Well, that was a dumpster fire of an opening paragraph. If you have made it this far, thanks for sticking it out, things should go much more smoothly from here! So this Temptasia system isn’t actually my first foray into pumps, somewhere near the beginning of my career as a sex toy blogger I actually bought a vibrating pussy pump from Pipedream… because I wanted the chance to review something I deemed “challenging” something that might be an interesting draw to get people to read my fledgling sex blow. I was looking through my website to find the review so I could link it for you… but appears to be missing… so that is a mystery I am going to have to solve after I finish writing this review! I thought I was going to hate the pussy pump, I figured there was no way that was going to feel good and it would be a kink that I would kick under the rug with a “well, I guess I’m not into that…” But you know what? I actually ended up really enjoying the whole pussy pump thing… its a wild sensation… like… it was kind of painful… but worth it… The Temptasia pump set is equally kind of painful but also worth it. Its really hard to explain… but I’ll do my best. OH! Then there is the whole having sex with big ol’ inflated pussy parts… that was a whole ‘nother thing in itself! Needless to say, I personally have become a fan of (some) suction play and I was 100% on board when Peepshow Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Temptasia. So, with that in mind… if pumping isn’t your thing now… go ahead and give it a try… you might surprise yourself! Or… you’ll still hate it, but at least now you have a story to tell all your friends about that time you tried to pump your clit.
ANYWAY… once you have your Temptasia Clit and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System, inside the packaging you will find a red silicone hose, the hand pump, and three suction cylinders in different sizes. The set contains a large, which is 3 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter, a size medium which is 2.75 inches in length and 1.25 inches in diameter, and finally a size small which is also 2.75 inches in length but only 1.15 inches in diameter. These various sized cylinders allow you to find the right size for both your nipples and clit and give you a size to move up to if you are looking to kick things up a notch. This is pretty neat, the pussy pump I had purchased those many years ago was a one size fits all sort of deal… I bought a really small one, because I was kind of timid about the whole thing… but once I mastered that small size, I was able to fill that whole cup up and had no more room to … “grow.” So, I appreciate a kit that comes with multiple sizes… works well for both finding the perfect place to start and possible gives you more options to try out as you master the art of suction. I started with the smallest cylinder, because I wasn’t too sure how this was all going to go down, but the smallest ended up fitting snugly around my clit and I was able to “fill” it without a whole lot of issues, so I ended up switching to the medium cup, which was about perfect for where I’m at.
So how this thing works is you choose your cylinder size (small, medium, or large) and attach that to the red silicone hose. You then take the other end of the hose and attach that to the hand pump (you can do this in whatever order you like… attach the hose first and then the cylinder if you want… see if I care). Once you have assembled your sexy doohicky place the cylinder over your desired area, I started out with my clit… as I felt like I was most familiar the sensation of suction down there. I am currently fully waxed and I had no issues getting a seal with the Temptasia pump, however with my pussy pump (from another brand) did have issues sealing around a lot of pubic hair, I don’t know if this is going to be an issue with the Temptasia or not… but if you aren’t getting a good seal, try brushing the hair out of the way a bit and using some lube to help the seal… this worked with my pussy pump… I can’t 100% say it will work with the Temptasia pump… although this pump is trying to cover a much smaller area and I feel like achieving a seal would be easier (but I figured it was worth relaying my experience with another pump… just in case). Once I had the cylinder placed around my clit I just gave the pump handle a quick squeeze and I felt it lock into place (suction into place?). From there I just kept pumping… giving it a few squeezes, then let it just sit and rest while I got used to the sensation and then pumped it a little more… I vary nearly orgasmed from the pumping alone… and I probably could have orgasmed if I wasn’t trying so hard not to! It is also possible to release pressure, so I did a bit of pumping until I couldn’t stand it anymore and released the pressure back down again… pump pump pump… release… its really cool to have the ability to release the pressure at the press of a button (or… I guess handle… its not really a button), my other pump did not do this… if you wanted to relieve any of the pressure you had to crack the seal. This made it possible to also pump, release, pump, release… giving it kind of a sucking, almost oral sex like experience.
The other neat thing about the Temptasia pump is that each of the three cylinders it comes with has a locking valve (I don’t know if that is what the official term for it is…but its a valve… and it snaps closed…) which means after I pumped up one cylinder to its desired effect, I can remove the hose and handle from it and attach a different cylinder to use elsewhere without losing the work I just did! This means with three cylinders it is possible to pump up your clit and both nipples! Once you have finished and are ready to release the vacuum just refit the hose to the cylinders and hit the release trigger. And I’ve gotta say… the release feels nearly as good as the pumping!
Okay, I just want to circle back real quick to something I mentioned earlier about hair. So, my Stunt Cock showed up as I was working on this review and I was able to give this a try on his nipples and his chest hair did make it more difficult to achieve a tight seal, I ended up needing to slick the hair down with lube and moving as much of it out of the way as I could. I threatened that I was going to have to wax his chest clean… but in the end we didn’t have to resort to that, with a little lube and perseverance I was able to get the pump to seal and had a jolly good time with it. So… if you have a hairy chest (or public hair) don’t be too discouraged… a good seal is possible with a little fiddlilng! Okay… now with that said… back to our regularly scheduled program…
So, as I said earlier, I have experience with a pussy pump… which pumps up the whole pussticular (that’s a word right?) region. So I thought I was pretty prepared for just pumping up my clit… but good golly miss Molly was I wrong! I was not prepared at all… somehow this managed to be a whole different ball game entirely. So with the whole pussy pump, it seems that my clit was a little bit more protected from the whole suction business… like… it could feel what was going on and it was cool with it and along for the ride… but with the pump directly on my clit… it was the center of attention and it had nowhere to hide… it was amazing. From the moment I started pumping, things started to feel super sensitive… even the plastic of the cup bumping gently against my exposed clit was enough to nearly throw me over the edge. Then fun doesn’t just stop there either… after I released the pressure of the pump and removed it, what I was left with was a glorious tiny little penis creature. It was adorable and it was hungry for more. So of course I plopped down my always at hand Doxy Wand and turned it on. HOLY MOSES WAS THAT TOO MUCH. Normally I have my wand cranked up to super sonic speed… and I still grumble its not enough… but with my pumped up clit it was toooo much to handle! I ended up backing it down to its low and rumbly settings and enjoying that… and it was great. I guess when you think about it… our clits and nipple engorge and become sensitive when we are aroused… so pumping it up was like… becoming extra aroused… and extra sensitive… or some such nonsense. I also used the Temptasia pump on my nipples but I was less of a fan of that, my nipples are already super sensitive as it is and pumping them tends to hurt more than excite… I can handle a little bit for a very short amount of time… but as far as nipple play go… suction is not my bag (I get antsy with even someones mouth around my nipples… I like it… but also… suck too hard and I may pinch you really hard… because that’s how I respond to threats… pinching).
I can definitely recommend the Blush Novelties Temptasia Clit and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System, the quality of this pump is a million times better than the Pipedream pump I own (not surprising) and I can tell that this toy will likely last me much longer than my previous pump (it broke after a few uses) did. I am also a fan of the price tag… I’m always pleased to find a toy that I really like that is under the fifty dollar mark. I also think this is a great buy if you are exploring the idea of suction and pumping, as it comes with those three different sized cylinders to try out or gives you three cylinders to use on three body parts all at the same time without having to buy anything extra! It also breaks down very easy and is not all that hard to store (I’ve thrown it into a medium sized zip up pouch I was given as a gift but didn’t know what to put in it… now it houses a pump… but the gift giver was not expecting me to do that with it…). I also think the pump handle itself is super easy to use, again using my previous pump as an example… the pump on that was tight and hard to push down all the way… but this one is like butter… it pumps with ease, so you don’t need Herculean hand strength to use it. I also think this would be a great toy to add to the collection of anyone who goes to play parties… as it is easy to clean and could potential be a huge hit with party goers. It is fun to watch someone being pumped… its fun to do the pumping… and its fun to be the one being pumped… its just a win all around!
Ready to explore the world of clit and nipple pumping? You can pick up the Blush Novelties Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System from my friends at Peepshow Toys! BONUS: Use the code KITTEN for a sweet 10% off your order!
The Blush Novelties Temptasia Clit and Nipple Pleasure Enhancement System was provided to me free of charge by Peepshow Toys in exchange for my honest review.