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Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo – Sex Toy Review
On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I...
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Blush Novelties Aria Kirby – Sex Toy Review
On the second day of Blushmas my true love game to me… Blush Novelties Aria Kirby and a Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! I bet you didn’t think there would be a second day of...
View ArticleHappy Holidays Giveaway! Enter to Win a Satisfyer!
I love December! I hate the rest of winter… but I LOVE December! It just feels so magical… I love the lights, the decorations, the music, and the generous spirit that fills the air! Now I’m gunna go...
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Svakom Siren – Sex Toy Review
Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with...
View ArticleValentines Day 2020 Sales and Deals
Love month is here! This is usually a pretty good time to snag good deals on a sex toys, lingerie, and sexy accessories (like lube, fancy condoms, massage oils, etc). It is also a great time to buy...
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CalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review
When I was looking through SheVibe’s catalog of toys, trying to decide on what I wanted to review next, two things really drew me to the CalExotics Hype Massager… 1.) It is a vibrating wand. I am all...
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CalExotics Optimum Series Get Hard Penis Head Pump Set – Sex Toy Review
Okay, we couldn’t make heads nor tails of this one. We walked away from it scratching our heads and feeling like great big dummies. My Stunt Cock has been expressing an interest in wanting to try out...
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Uberrime Spiro – Sex Toy Review
It’s here! IT’S FINALLY HERE! It’s SPOOoooOOOOooOOoooky Month! I have never been more excited for Spooky Month than I am now… 2020 has been a complete wreck and I am ready for something good to happen....
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Monster Pub Mister Devil – Sex Toy Review
Hold on a second! This can’t possibly be a Spooky Month toy! IT’S PINK! IT’S CUTE! What gives?! Yes, I hear you… it is an innocent shade of baby pink…and it does have an adorable set of wittle-bitty...
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Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Can a person be haunted by a dildo? I’m asking for a friend. That friend is me. I think I’m being haunted by a dildo. Okay… let me explain… Awhile back I was given a dildo as a gift. It was a lovely...
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Blush Novelties Noje Quiver – Sex Toy Review
Do any of you remember Salad Fingers? The Blush Novelties Noje Quiver reminds me so much of Salad Fingers. Don’t ask me why… I don’t know if I can really explain my train of thought. But it does… it...
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Uberrime Vivo – Sex Toy Review
Well, it’s November (or is it still March…one looooong month of March… time has meant nothing to me for most of 2020… ) and dang if I ain’t sick of staring at the inside of my house! I mean… I am...
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SquarePegToys Egg Plug – Sex Toy Review
Have you ever thought to yourself “I want a butt plug. But make it egg.” Because if you have had those thoughts rolling around in your head… have I got a butt plug for you! The SquarePegToys Egg Plug!...
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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2020 Sex Toy Sales and Deals
I don’t know about you, but I have become an online shopping pro this year. I have barely left my house since March, I have figured out how to shop online for almost everything. If I can’t buy it...
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Svakom Siren – Sex Toy Review
Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with...
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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2021 Sex Toy Sales and Deals
I don’t know about you, but I have become an online shopping pro during this pandemic… like, sure, pre-pandemic I did some online shopping… but now… now I have become a true master of the online shop!...
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