I don’t know about you, but I have become an online shopping pro during this pandemic… like, sure, pre-pandemic I did some online shopping… but now… now I have become a true master of the online shop! I have figured out how to shop online for almost everything. If I can’t buy it online and have it shipped to me or brought to me curbside… is it even worth buying?

So, if like me, you too have become the online shopping wizard… here are some great online Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales that you can shop from the comfort of your own bed! Also, by staying home, buying more sex toys, and then staying in bed to use those sex toys you are doing your part to help bring a swifter end to this pandemic… because you’ll be masturbating so much you won’t have time to leave the house and infect other people with coronavirus. So for the safety of your community, you simply must buy all the sex toys.

Be sure to bookmark this page and visit often! Early access sales have already begun and things will change rapidly as we get closer to Black Friday!

BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY SALES ARE HERE!

Note: Some links may appear ‘dead’ or inactive until the sale goes live. Whenever possible, I’ve listed the sales start and end dates underneath each sale image!

Use the links below to jump straight to a particular sale!

LOVEHONEY

Black Friday MEGA Sale: Find up to 60% off on Sex Toys, Bondage, Lingerie and more!
Is 60% off not enough of a deal for you? Don’t worry, Lovehoney is offering you an extra 10% off when you spend $100 in the Black Friday Mega Deals sale! Use the code: BFSAVE at checkout!

Also, shipping is FREE when you spend $60!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP LOVEHONEY’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

SHEVIBE

BLACK FRIDAY SALE COMING SOON!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP SHEVIBE’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

TANTUS

BLACK FRIDAY SALE COMING SOON!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP TANTUS’ BLACK FRIDAY SALES

FLESHLIGHT

BLACK FRIDAY SALE COMING SOON!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP FLESHLIGHT’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

PEEPSHOW TOYS

Black Friday Blowout Sale: Find up to 70% off on select blowout and door buster items! While supplies last! New Blowouts will be launched everyday through Thursday 11/26/2021!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP PEEPSHOW TOYS’ BLACK FRIDAY SALES