Hi, my name is Kitten and I lack reading comprehension skills. Okay, maybe it’s not all that bad, but I did kind of blunder my way through picking out today’s review item. First off, I know I know in my review of the Kink by Doc Johnson The Stinger I said that electrosex might not really be my thing… so lord only knows why when presented with a choice of toys from SheVibe I without hesitation said I wanted to review the Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage. Okay, sure… it’s not so bad… after all, it’s a cock cage so its my Stunt Cock who will be taking the brunt of the… pain/pleasure. BUT where my lack of reading comprehension comes in is that I don’t own the actual electro stimulator device thingy that powers the Mystim Public Enemy No 1. And it’s not like this is a big surprise to me… I already know that about Mystim toys… I know that you need to own the power source… its something I’m aware of… and yet… I don’t know… I just forget how to brain. In my defense, I have been wanting a cock cage for a very long time… so I think I just got really excited and said “TO HELL WITH IT!” and now here we are… in possession of an electrosex cock cage with no electricity to power it. Well, I’m not going to let a little thing like that stop me from reviewing the cock cage! I’ll just have to add an addendum once I finally own the power source (so… who wants to send me the power source?).
First impressions? I am pretty impressed with this cock cage. Granted I’ve only owned one other cock cage in my life and it was a complete mess (it arrived in many pieces along with a handful of screws and absolutely no instructions on how to put it together… it’s a puzzle I may never solve) so I may be easily impressed. Still, the whole presentation of the Mystim Public Enemy No 1 is quite nice. The packaging is pretty simple and straight to the point, its a black matte box with a sort of glossy image of the cock cage in question plus the necessary branding and product name. Inside (which I was overly thrilled about) is a super neat zip up carrying/storage case that everything is tucked neatly inside of. The case is a “sturdy” black zip up number with the Mystim Logo embossed on the lefthand side of the case … I put “sturdy” in quotes only because its like a hard yet soft case… yeah… I know, that doesn’t actually make any sense to me either. Its made from like a somewhat squishy foamy material that is also hard enough to hold its shape… but its not hard plastic like the carrying case the B-Vibe Rimming Butt Plug comes with… its… magic foam, thats what it is. Pure magic. Unzipping the case reveals the heart of the beast, the Public Enemy No 1 cock cage… along with some extras, like a lock and key, some little paper ‘prisoner’ name cards, and two sachets of conductivity gel. The inside of the case has four mesh pockets, a larger one and three smaller ones along with a pair of elastic bands for holding down the cage itself. I can’t seem to get the elastic bands to operate like they should… my cage never stays put, I always find it rolling around loose, no matter how snuggly I think I’ve put it away… it even arrived that way… it’s an unruly thing.
I am beyond super bummed that I can’t give you a review of how the electro part of this electrosex toy works! I am really kicking myself for having such a stupid brain fart. But in theory, the Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage works like your traditional cock cage… just a little bit more… electrifying. Along the either side of the cock cage are a pair of black conducting surfaces that connect to an electro-stimulating device (the power source) which then allow you to give your captive penis jolts of electricity. Mystim does note in their instruction manual that these conductive surfaces can be removed the the Public Enemy No 1 can be used sans electricity, turning it into your traditional cock cage (which is what I have done… because… well, you’ve heard the whole story already).
I’ve decided that there must be a learning curve when it comes to applying a cock cage. I have tried putting them on penises before and have never quite managed (maybe this is just a problem only I have…), like I can never quite make the penises fit… when I am pretty sure they should fit. I had this problem with the Mystim cage and my trusty old Stunt Cock. We were laying around watching Netflix (have you seen Insatiable yet, its totally awesome, we binged it way to fast…) and I reached for the cage and decided I was going to keep him captive while we watched TV… because I guess I thought I was being cute. Anyway, so I “seductively” (read: awkwardly) unzipped his pants and freed the penis and tried to “slip” (read: cram) his penis inside the body of the cage. I was able to get his penis inside alright, but the trouble came when I tried to close it shut…. first I pinched some scrotum between the rings… then I pinched some of the shaft… then I pulled out pubic hair… it was honestly a disaster. I have no idea what I was doing wrong, no idea how to make the whole thing fit and lock closed. It is a mystery that still alludes me. Even though I was practically abusing his penis, Stunt Cock still managed to get a half chub while I was trying to maneuver this cage… which then rendered this whole thing impossible. One simply can not cage a penis that is gaining an erection, doesn’t work. I told him to lay back and think of his mom or zombies or zombie moms… but at that point, I think I ruined the magic and he just wanted to watch Netflix with his penis free and flapping in the breeze.
Our second try went a little more swimmingly. With a little practice (and mostly Stunt Cocks own doing) we got the penis inserted. The trick seems to be to first give the black ring situated and locked into place with the attachment plate then insert the head of the penis into the body of the cage then slide it on getting as much of the rest of the penis into the cage as possible. We found the ring that goes around the scrotum and shaft of the penis to be the trickiest part of the whole ordeal, it just didn’t seem to be big enough. I’m starting to think that my Stunt Cock has a more ample scrotum then the average man, since we also often have issues with cock rings as well. But with a little squeezing, pinching, tugging, and fancy-pants maneuvering, he did get the ring situated and was able to close the clasp and lock it shut with the attachment plate (the extra plastic bit with the prong in the middle). We didn’t add any of the extra spacers, but I’m thinking it may have fit a little more comfortably if we had added one of them. Once it was on, I slid the padlock through the hole in the center ring and he was locked and ready to go!
The Public Enemy No 1 is designed to fit most penis sizes (most, but not all…). It has four length adjustments made possible with the included plastic spacers. Should you need to add length just take a plastic spacer and slide it onto the three prongs of the black ring after you’ve locked the wrong in place with the attachment plate. We had no issues with the main body of the cage, it had ample room for Stunt Cocks penis to slide inside (after we generously lubed it up). At first I thought maybe there was too much room, there was space around all sides of his penis and I wasn’t sure how there would be any good contact for proper connectivity (if we had the ability to rig it to an electric source) but after a minute of being caged and getting turned on his penis chubbed up enough to fill out the cage properly, so now I’m not at all worried about proper contact. The black ring that is meant to fit around the ballsack and shaft is meant to be adjustable as well with six notches to adjust between. The ring was just too small for my Stunt Cock, it took some serious skills (and a bit of pain) to get that thing wrapped around everything and locked shut, but as I said before I am starting to believe Stunt Cock has a larger than average scrotum and a thicker shaft so hopefully most people won’t run into this issue!
Once we got the cock cage on though Stunt Cock didn’t complain of any discomfort or pinching, so that was good to hear! Even though it felt like we really forced it in there, it was comfortable for him. I’ve got to say, visually, the whole visual I got from seeing the Public Enemy No 1 actually locked around my Stunt Cocks penis was pretty appealing. It didn’t take long until his cock was straining against the cage and drooling like crazy… it was a lot of fun for me! Teasing and denying satisfaction is my new favorite kink!
Stunt Cock only wore the cage for about a half hour before I had to free him and let him masturbate, but there is an opening at the end of the cage which I think would allow the wearer to urinate freely, so the cage could be worn for a much longer period of time. I’m going to try to convince my Stunt Cock to wear it out of the house with me… maybe to the movies… or dinner… (you can’t see it but I’m pretty sure little devil horns just sprouted from my
Also, while I’m thinking about it here is a little FYI… if you have been shopping around looking at cock cages (and especially Mystim cages) you’ll likely have noticed that there is a Mystim Public Enemy No 1 and a Public Enemy No 2. And if you are like me you may be wondering what in the world the difference is… well, I’ve figured it out… so let me help you out here! The Public Enemy No 1 does not include a urethral dilator, otherwise they are pretty much the same thing. Thats it, mystery solved! So get the No 1 if you are looking for a cock cage without a urethral dilator (which is the cage featured in this review)!
Clean up was super easy. The whole cage is made from plastic, so it was easy to run everything under the tap and give it a quick scrub. The conductive pieces are made from something rubbery and I imagine they would also wash up well (but I wouldn’t know… because we couldn’t use them… as we already know…).
As just plain ol’ cock cage, I can definitely recommend the Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage… once we figured out how to get it on it was a lot of fun! The cage seems to be very well made, it wasn’t uncomfortable and seems like it would last user a long time with good care. As an electrosex toy, I’m afraid I can’t make any recommendation, but I want to believe that it would work as well as it does as a non-electrified cage (if you have any experience with it, let me know how you like it in the comments below)!
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The Mystim Public Enemy No 1 was provided to me free of charge by SheVibe in exchange for my honest review.
