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Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
The Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator review was written as a guest review for Cara Sutra’s Pleasure Panel, what follows is an excerpt from that review! I am a huge fan of Broad City. I love the...
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Fun Factory Fun Cup – Menstrual Cup Review
I should go ahead and warn you right off the bat, this review might enter TMI territory. I will be talking about periods… more specifically my period. I will not apologize for doing that… but I’ve at...
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Holiday 2017 Sex Toy Sales and Deals
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Whatever-the-Fuck-You-Celebrate! Regardless of whether you are a Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyeux Noel, Happy Hanukkah, or a Happy Denominational Winter...
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Tenga Flex Masturbator – Sex Toy Review
My Stunt Cock has become one of Tenga’s biggest fan. He loves when Tenga products end up in my hands for review and it is pretty much an unspoken promise that if anyone offers me any Tenga products to...
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Blush Luxe Mio – Sex Toy Review
When I masturbate, I generally prefer vibrators to dildos. And I am especially fond of external stimulation and often times prefer it to internal stimulations. So, more often than not, when I agree to...
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Doxy Number 3 – Sex Toy Review
You know what’s fun? When things that are normally big come in smaller sizes… you know, like fun sized candy bars, dwarf goats, mini muffins… pint sized vibrating wands. I can’t help myself, I love...
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We-Vibe Nova – Sex Toy Review
With only a few exceptions (thus far) I pretty much hate rabbit vibrators. I mean, the concept is cool… “one toy that I can insert while it stimulates my clit? Cool, count me in!” But inevitably, it...
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Lelo Sona – Sex Toy Review
Well, well, well… what do we have here? Lelo Sona, you have genuinely surprised me. I hated you so much the first several times I used you… but then you snuck up on me and all of a sudden… BOOM…...
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Rocks-Off Purple Heart – Sex Toy Review
When ever I read that a sex toy is battery powered I always feel my heart sink down in my chest just a little bit. Battery powered often seems to be synonymous with either weak and disappointing or...
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Rocks-Off Little Charm – Sex Toy Review
Oh, oh, oh, OH! This is another one of those toys that is just so cute, that I almost don’t care if it works or not… I already love it SO MUCH. I have an enormous soft spot for sex toys that are too...
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Valentine’s Day 2018 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day, Singles Awareness Day, Galentine’s Day or any other number of nonsensical holidays you have created for yourself and your friends, this is a great time of year to...
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Adrian Lastic Caress – Sex Toy Review
Believe it or not, there is some thought process behind the toys I review. I don’t just run around willy-nilly screaming “GIVE ME ALL YOUR DILDOS” (okay… there is a small amount of that), 95% of the...
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The Dodil – Sex Toy Review
Alright, this review has taken me much longer to write then I had wanted. I think the DIY nature of the whole thing was a bit intimidating (even though it shouldn’t be), I am chronically lazy… much...
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JimmyJane Form 6 – Sex Toy Review
So, I won the JimmyJane Form 6 in a social media ‘share to win’ style contest hosted by Venus Unveiled one of the local adult boutique stores in Minneapolis. They mostly specialize in sky-high...
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Doxy Die Cast – Sex Toy Review
Oh man, how have I not reviewed the Doxy Die Cast yet? This toy it literally my go to rapid fire orgasm machine! Like, I have it plugged in next to my bed and in arms reach at all times, anytime I am...
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Njoy Pure Plug (Small) – Sex Toy Review
If you were to come to me asking for a butt plug recommendation odds are pretty good that I will recommend a Njoy Pure Plug. These stainless steel plugs are a little slice of heaven made just for your...
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Pleaser Amuse 19 Shoes – Sexy Accessory Review
Well, it’s 2018… (technically it’s been 2018 for like 50 some days already…I’m just slow at getting anything done…) so I feel like it’s time to try something new! I kind of hate to play into...
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Playbox BDSM Theme Box – Sex Toy Review
Okay, close your eyes for a moment and imagine this with me… after a great night of sex your partner turns to you and says, “hey, we should spice things up” (yes, your imaginary partner a little...
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Iroha Zen – Sex Toy Review
So, I’ve been having a love/hate relationship with Iroha for awhile now. One the one hand, the toys in the Iroha line are simply gorgeous. They are minimalist masterpieces that border on being...
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B-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads – Sex Toy Review
I’ve got to tell you something… right now I am kicking myself in the pants for not trying the B-Vibe Triplet anal beads sooner. Like, seriously… what took me so frickin’ long to get around to this?!...
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