Ho Ho Ho! Merry Whatever-the-Fuck-You-Celebrate! Regardless of whether you are a Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyeux Noel, Happy Hanukkah, or a Happy Denominational Winter Festivities Month person… I think there is one thing we can all agree on: sex toys make excellent gifts. Actually, I think there are two things we can agree on, 1. sex toys make excellent gifts and 2. it’s awesome when sex toys are on sale.
So, welcome to Kitten Boheme’s 2017 Holiday Sex Toy Shopping and Sales Guide! Below you will find some of the internets most awesome sex toy sales as well as my suggestions for great gift ideas that can be had from those sales! You are sure to find something for everyone on your naughty list!
As the Holiday Sex Toy Sales begin cropping up, I will be adding them to this sales guide below! Check back often as some sales will appear only as flash sales that last for only a few days or a few hours! And as the Holidays creep closer these sales are bound to change!
FLESHLIGHT
Valid November 29 – December 2
- Fleshlight’s Deck the Halls Sale has begun!
- Spend $100 and get free shipping and a gift!
- Spend $150 and get free shipping, a gift and a Holiday Quickshot!
- Spend $200 and get free shipping, a gift, a Holiday Quickshot and a free Mystery Sleeve!
- Spend $250 and get free shipping, a gift, a Holiday Quickshot, a Mystery Sleeve and a free interactive device!
- Get up to 10% off Interactive Combo Packs!
- Up to 10% off Partner Products!
- Up to 35% off Girls Combo Packs!
- Up to 40% off Combo Packs!
- Take 20% off Fleshlight products or 10% off 3rd party products!
Kitten’s Gift Ideas:
- Fleshlight Freaks! I’m obsessed with these things (see my Alien and Zombie reviews)… and Fleshlight just introduced a Freak perfect for the wintery holidays – The Yeti! Available in both vagina sleeve and cock form!
- If you want to feel like you (or your Secret Santa giftee) are masturbating in the future give the Fleshlight Launch a peek. This is some high-tech penis stuff!
- Or if you long for the simple days gone by, the Fleshlight Classics are there for you!
PEEPSHOW TOYS
Valid December 1 – 15
- Moving right from Black Friday to Holiday Sales! Peepshow Toys is hosting a 15 Days of Fun Sales! And much like their Black Friday Sale, it includes a Blowouts Sale (a selection of toys discounted up to 40%)! Discount is applied when you add items to your cart!
- Also part of the 15 Days of Fun sale is a site wide progressive sale, meaning the more you spend the more you save! Your discount will be applied as items are added to your cart!
- 15% off any Purchase of $75 or more
- 20% off any Purchase of $125 or more
Kitten’s Gift Ideas:
- One of my favorite items in the Peepshow Blowouts Sale is the L’Amourose PRISM VII Rechargeable Dual-Stimulation Vibrator, which can be had for only $73!
- Another awesome Blowout deal is the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Vibrator! An excellent bullet vibrator (check out my review of the FemmeFunn Bullet) at a great price!
THE STOCKROOM
Valid December 1 – 26
- Stockroom’s Naughty or Nice Sale has begun! Save up to 50% on seasonal Holiday Gift Sets, select bondage kits, red bondage gear, implements for season’s beatings, and so much more! Plus, get a FREE GIFT! Spend $200 or more and get a FREE Holiday Gift Set! Includes the KinkLab Innuendo Anal Beads, Black Bondage Tape, and KinkLab Toy Cleaner.