MEO Hardcore Tit Locks (Nipple Clamps) – Sex Toy Review
Today I got a big ol’ box of goodies from the folks at MEO. MEO is a German based sex toy retailer with a lot toys for men as well as those into the BDSM scene. Although, don’t let this put you off,...
View ArticleMEO Twist N Suck (Nipple Pump) – Sex Toy Review
Continuing on our nipplecentric journey, (read my Hardcore Tit Locks review if you haven’t already!) I introduce to you the next toy from my magical MEO treasure trove: The Twist N Suck nipple pump!...
View ArticleTantus Super Soft C-Ring -Sex Toy Review
Alright, since I am a lady, and as such, have no penis of my own, I am going to have to rely heavily on Stunt-Cock for this review. He has graciously agreed to be my cock ring guinea pig and help me...
View ArticleMeo Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel – Sex Toy Review
MEO Cock Candy… it has candy in the name, I’m sold. I’m a lackluster blow-job giver. Sure, I start out all enthusiastic with flawless moves and great tongue action, but as the minutes wear on, my jaw...
View ArticleLast Minute Christmas Shopping – A Quickie Gift Giving Guide
Uh-oh. It’s December 21st, four days until Christmas and you still haven’t found a gift for all the special someones on your list. You’ve tried all the big box stores, the aisles have all been picked...
View ArticleTenga Air-Tech Masturbation Sleeve – Sex Toy Review
The Tenga Air-Tech, Doubles as a Festive Holiday Decoration. Looks like I’m on a toys for boys kick lately! Cock rings, cock candy, and masturbation sleeves, oh my! My box of toys from MEO is never...
View ArticleTantus Ryder Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review
The Tantus Ryder butt plug Move over Zing, there is a new plug in town! And that plug is named Ryder, Tantus Ryder. It is wonderfully easy to insert, comfortable to wear, and gave my butt an orgasm of...
View ArticleTantus Beginner C-Sling – Sex Toy Review
I wrote a haiku about my feelings towards today’s review item: More than just a ring Tantus Beginner C-Sling Why don’t you work right? Well, I’m certainly not letting my personal lack of male parts get...
View ArticleMEO FuckSlut Silicone Lube – Sex Toy Review
MEO Fuckslut Silicone Based Lubricant From my box of Meo goodies, comes FuckSlut. (Curious what else I recieved from Meo? Check out my review of the Hardcore Nipple Clamps and the Twist N Suck Nipple...
View ArticleWin a Smitten Kitten custom printed reusable bag – Good Mood Giveaway!
Photo used with permission of Smitten Kitten I’m in a good mood, the weather is (mildly) warm, I had a good breakfast, my sex toys are charging, the house is quiet… so… IT’S TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY! Join...
View ArticleValentine’s Day – Sex Toy Shopping Guide!
Okay, I know, I know… if you are like me you are sitting there, staring at this and thinking “but, it’s still January!” But, like it or not, February is just around the corner and Valentine’s Day is...
View ArticleTantus Uncut #2 Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Are you a lover of the male foreskin? If you’ve answered “hell yeah” then boy have I got a treat for you! Tantus, the makers of some of the best silicone toys on the market today (in my opinion, and...
View ArticleMEO Berlin Leather Wrist and Ankle Cuffs – Sex Toy Review
I’m on a MEO kick here! Another product has winged its way from Germany and onto my door step! Three cheers for international shipping! HUZZAH! I am now the proud owner of a pair of black leather wrist...
View ArticleTantus Bound Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review
Visually speaking, the Tantus Bound is hands down one of my favorite dildos yet. I spent a lot of time staring at it on their webpage before I finally broke down and had to have it. In fact, the email...
View ArticleTantus Beginner Ball Gag – Sex Toy Review
To date I’ve reviewed cuffs, collars, even nipple clamps, but until now, I have never reviewed (or even owned!) one of the most basic bondage pieces – a gag. Unless you count panties… there have been...
View ArticleWomanizer W100 – Sex Toy Review
Womanizer noun 1. a philanderer. Philanderer verb 1. (of a man) to make love with a woman one cannot or will not marry;carry on flirtations. Okay, with these dictionary definitions in mind… why would...
View ArticleLovehoney Sensual Glass Textured Dildo
The Lovehoney Sensual Glass Textured Dildo comes to me through yet another contest winning (remember when I won that Crystal Delights ‘Colors Against Cancer’ plug? That was awesome!). I’m usually the...
View ArticleSplit Peaches Silicone Unicorn Horn Dildo – Sex Toy Review
So, you know those nights, where you’re sitting on twitter, possibly over caffeinated from one too many Cherry Cokes, and you are just rapid tweeting all your inner most thoughts and desires? We all...
View ArticleMEO ManCunt Hybrid Lubricant – Sex Toy Review
Remember FuckSlut, one of MEO’s silicone based lubes? Well, I’ve got another MEO lube here with an equally humdinger of a name for you – ManCunt. ManCunt… Yeah, no… the name doesn’t really grab me the...
View ArticleFifty Shades of Grey Holy Cow! Vibrating Wand – Sex Toy Review
I am really not a big fan of Fifty Shades of Grey, everything about the story just kind of rubs me the wrong way. The characters are bland and predictable, the story is a snooze fest, the only thing I...
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