Remember FuckSlut, one of MEO’s silicone based lubes? Well, I’ve got another MEO lube here with an equally humdinger of a name for you – ManCunt.
ManCunt… Yeah, no… the name doesn’t really grab me the same way FuckSlut did (FuckSlut still gives me a good giggle), I’m not a big fan of the word cunt. It is pretty vulgar, and not in a fun “talk dirty to me” way. So, right off the bat, I’m going to say that this lube may not be ideal for anyone sensitive to crude language. It’s hard to feel sexy if every time you look at your bottle of lube a great big trigger word is staring right back at you. But, on the flip-side, some of you may find the word a great turn on, so I’m not going to yuck all over your yum, yo!
So, MEO ManCunt, just what are you? Short answer: lube. The long answer: ManCunt is a hybrid lube that is designed to look and feel like a man’s ejaculate. I’m going to go ahead and admit that yes, I still get the heebee jeebees from jizz no matter what shape or form it takes. So, testing another brand of cum lube wasn’t super high up on my list of things I actually wanted to do, but I’m a real trooper and I got it done! High-five! Go me!
Actually, the MEO ManCunt lube is really a lot less like cum then I was expecting. Right out of the bottle it doesn’t really behave the same way that cum does, it isn’t sticky, it doesn’t cling to my fingers in a Spider-Man web-like fashion, and the kind of runny, kind of gel-like consistency of real ejaculate just isn’t there. It is really far to stiff and creamy for me to really think “Oh! This is just like cum!”
Colorwise, I can see the similarity. It shares the same kind of creamy off-whitish color that I think of cum being. So, from a distance… yeah, maybe I can imagine it being a man’s hot load of spunk… but as soon as you touch it the illusion starts to fall apart. Feels and spreads more like lotion than anything else.
BUT, If I stop thinking of it as a cum lube and just look at it as a hybrid lube, I like it a lot more. It is a really nice, thick, and creamy (ooh, this could be a drinking game, take a shot every time I use the word creamy to describe ManCunt…) lube. Because it is a hybrid lube ManCunt has some great staying power, added silicone allows it to stay slicker much longer than a straight water-based lube would, giving you more playtime before needing to reach for the lube bottle again (yay!). It also doesn’t become dry and tacky like some water-based lubes do as it wears off/rubs in. Unlike my Bad Dragon Cum Lube, MEO ManCunt readily stayed where placed, it didn’t want to drip and run, making it much less messy to use. And because ManCunt is really more of a straight up hybrid lube rather than a sticky cum lube, clean up is a breeze. A little soap and water and you are lube free in no time!
If you are looking for a lube to use with toys, most hybrid lubes are safe to use with any toy material, including silicone toys. However, if you are worried, you can always try a spot test on one of your silicone toys. Pure silicone will break down silicone toys, but hybrid lubes will usually contain enough water to reduce molecular friction (SCIENCE RULES!).
It is also probably worth pointing out that ManCunt does contain glycerin, so if you have a sensitive vagina or vulva, you will want to consider purchasing something else (I recommend anything Sliquid!). But, if your main purpose is to use this for anal play, go nuts! It is perfectly safe for anal use, and I believe it is what this lube is really geared towards. But, it is paraben-free, and they steer clear of animal testing, so there is that!
Something I really love about ManCunt is the packaging. The pump dispenser is everything that I ever dream of for a lube. There is no squeezing a bottle with slick, slippery, lube covered hands… just a quick pump, and you are back in lube heaven. So incredibly easy to dispense, no mess, and you don’t have to worry about pouring out too much at once. The ManCunt pump dispenser really is a thing of beauty. I’ve seriously considered washing the bottle out when it is empty, just to use it for other lubes. VIVA LA PUMP!
The big question: do I recommend Meo ManCunt? Well, it’s not a bad lube, but it definitely is my least favorite of the MEO lubes I have tested out so far, but that doesn’t mean I hate it. If you are looking for a lube to simulate ejaculation, you are better off with something more like Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube, but if you are just looking for a quality hybrid lube and can look past the somewhat vulgar name, then ManCunt is worth a try. I especially recommend it if you are looking for an anal use lube, it is slick, long lasting, and easy to clean. If you are purchasing it for vaginal use, remember that it does contain glycerin. Also, in case you are wondering it has a pretty neutral taste and almost no odor.
Ready for your own bottle of ManCunt? Available in 125 ml bottles it can be purchased directly from MEO (international shipping available!) for 16,90 € which is about $19.00 for those of us here in the U.S.A.
The MEO ManCunt hybrid lube is being modeled by my fabulous Pleasure Works Maven! So photogenic.
MEO ManCunt was provided to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review.