So, you know those nights, where you’re sitting on twitter, possibly over caffeinated from one too many Cherry Cokes, and you are just rapid tweeting all your inner most thoughts and desires? We all have those nights, right? Well, I found myself suddenly in great and urgent need of a Unicorn themed sex toy. Because, who wouldn’t want that? So, I let twitter know…
This is where things got magical. Twitter was listening and was ready to finally fulfill one of my dreams… shortly after my unicorn tweet, I was tagged in this bit of magic:
Okay, sure… it’s not the whole head of a unicorn, but it’s still pretty darn close. But, hot damn, how cool is that! My little ol’ tweet spawned a brand new sex toy for us all to enjoy! You’re welcome.
Oh, and not only did Split Peaches design this whimsical little thing toy, but they also offered to send me one to review! I believe my response was something akin to “OMG UNICORN, SEND IT TO MEEEEEE I MUST HAVE IT! MY PRECIOUS!” They even asked me what my perfect size would be, so basically, I got to design the most perfect sex toy ever. Eight inches of insertable length and a two inch thick shaft (and of course, they also offer it in two other sizes for those wanting a little more or or a little less horn.).
Now, since Split Peaches is a company that is new to me, new to my blog, and quite possibly new to you I thought I would let them say a few words about themselves:
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My brand new Unicorn Horn dildo arrived in very discreet packaging with discreet labeling. No one will suspect you’ve just been delivered a silicone fantasy horse dildo. Once inside the box, I was pretty impressed with the packaging that the dildo came in. Nestled inside a pillow of purple tissue paper was a clear plastic tube container sealed with shiny, glittery, tape. Some of the nicer packaging presentation I’ve seen in awhile! Kudos to you Split Peaches!
At first glance I kind of worried that the shape of the Unicorn Horn would cause some uncomfortable bumping up against my cervix (something I experienced with the Exotic-Erotics Murray), but so far, that hasn’t been a problem. The narrower rounded tip of the toy makes it easy and comfortable to insert, and the length turned out to be perfect for me. Like a Cinderella’s glass slipper for my vagina, it fit like a dream.
After much testing and many orgasms, I have discovered that I actually prefer to use this dildo anally. Which is a surprise, I’m not usually big into using dildos in my butt hole, they are usually too long, unwieldy, or uncomfortable for me to really get in to it… but somehow, the Unicorn Horn really works for me. The texture especially feels very good sliding in and out, I can feel each section of the horn pop in and out.
The swirling groved horn pattern also creates a pleasant sensation when twisted around inside my vagina, especially around the opening. The silicone is fairly firm, not a lot of squish to it (but what else would you expect of a Unicorn horn?) but still bendable. It is however, a very stick straight toy, (again, the nature of a Unicorn horn), which means it doesn’t really hit my g-spot. So if you are looking for a g-spot toy, you may want to pass on this. However, I don’t always need a toy to hit my g-spot, sometimes texture is enough, or just having something inserted to squeeze around while I use a vibrator on my clit is great! Honestly, the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn is really a super simple toy, but very effective.
My Unicorn Horn is a pearlescent white color, very pretty, also very tough to do it justice with my current photography set up. Split Peaches also advertises the Unicorn Horn in a very fun, bright rainbow color. But, if neither of these colors peek your interest, Split Peaches offers their toys in custom colors.
When it comes to lube, water-based is highly recommended. Or, if you are planning to use your silicone toy with a condom, look for either non-lubricated condoms or condoms that specifically say they use water-based lube. Silicone based lubes do not always play well with silicone toys, and you run the risk of damaging your toy. I needed to use a fair amount of lube to keep this toy going, as the lube started to dry up, the silicone started to drag a bit (not a problem exclusive to this toy by any means, something I’ve experienced with many silicone toys.).
My recommendation? The Split Peaches Unicorn is a well made toy, 100% body safe, and just down right adorable! Are you a fan of My Little Ponies? Do you have Last Unicorn fantasies (we all have those right…)? Do you just crave something more unique then just a penis to put in your various holes? Then the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn might be exactly what you need! With a little coaxing, the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn fits into my Tantus Nurse Connoisseur Harness, turning my pubic region into a sexy narwhal ready to dive into your deepest caverns (I’m sorry, I will never refer to a vagina or butt hole as a cavern again…). It may not exactly rate a total ten on the stimulation scale, but it more than makes up for it in fun factor! It is unique, great for those who may be put off by realistic sex toys, or those who enjoy in indulging in any furry play or fantasy based bedroom role play.
Ready to purchase a Unicorn Horn of your very own? You can do so through Split Peaches website! The medium (which is what I have) retails for $60.00, and is also available in small for $38.00 and large for $115.00 (price may change depending on color.).
The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn was provided to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review.