Uh-oh. It’s December 21st, four days until Christmas and you still haven’t found a gift for all the special someones on your list. You’ve tried all the big box stores, the aisles have all been picked clean, leaving you to choose between the toilet paper cozy that looks like a cat or a candle that smells like Pumpkin Spice Lattes. You knew you shouldn’t have procrastinated, you knew this would happen, but things just kept coming up… you kept telling yourself “I’ll go out shopping later.” Well, later is here friend. It’s time to crack open that bottle of wine (or bottle of cherry Coke if you are like me) and do some serious shopping!
Don’t worry, I’ll be here with you every step of the way… I’ve got the best naughty digital gifts the internet has to offer.
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Gift Cards!
Ok, before you accuse me of being lame, hear me out. Gift cards are great! Not only does it allow your giftee the opportunity to pick out something they actually want, it also gives you a chance to shop with them! Imagine snuggling on the couch, hot cocoa in hand, sharing a laptop as you shop for the perfect sex toy.
Or, maybe you already know your giftee wants a sex toy, but you have no idea what they like, or what they already have. Buying them a gift card is the perfect way to say “I was totally listening to you when you mentioned wanting a sex toy, but I also care enough to not pick out something totally lame.” You don’t want to buy them a dildo, when what they really wanted was a pony tail butt plug! Look how thoughtful you are.
These days most gift cards can be bought in any denomination and offer digital delivery options. All you have to do is enter in an email address and your gift card is sent off to your happy giftee with instructions on how to redeem your super thoughtful gift at checkout. Easy!
So, what gift card should you get? I’ve got a few great suggestions!
Click to Purchase a Tantus Gift Card
This is great if you are looking for some of the highest quality silicone toys on the market! Some of my personal favorites include the Flurry, Amsterdam Small, Zing and Super Soft C-Ring!
Click to Purchase a SheVibe Gift Card
Not really sure what kind of toy your giftee might be in the mood for? SheVibe is exactly what you need, they offer a large selection of body safe toys, erotic books, lubes, and lingerie! A little something for everyone’s sexual appetite.
Gift card still not your thing?
Porn Memberships!
If the digital gift card is not instant enough instant gratification, how about paying for a membership to your giftee’s favorite site! This is something that can be enjoyed together or solo!
Known for their hardcore punk rock emo porn, Burning Angel is ready to serve up some serious holiday cheer! Where else can you find titles such as The Grinch Who Gaped Christmas or The Nightmare Before XXXMas?
And of course, even after the holiday season is over, a Burning Angel membership is the gift that keeps on giving. Is your gifting a fan of The Walking Dead? Well, Burning Angel has their own version of The Walking Dead… How about Tank Girl? Yep, they’ve porned that one up too…
Join Now to Watch The Grinch Who Gaped Christmas!
Join Now to Watch the Nightmare Before XXXMas!
Click Here to Join Manuel Ferrara Now!
Another one of my personal favorites! Oh Manuel… I could listen to that accent for hours and hours and hours…. this site is great for anyone who likes both porn and French accents.
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So, there you have it. A down and dirty, quickie guide to last minute digital gift giving! Happy holidays and happy shopping!
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