MEO Fuckslut Silicone Based Lubricant
From my box of Meo goodies, comes FuckSlut. (Curious what else I recieved from Meo? Check out my review of the Hardcore Nipple Clamps and the Twist N Suck Nipple Pumps.)
Yeah, you heard me. FuckSlut. Is there a better, yet totally inappropriate name for a lube? I love it. “Excuse me, would you mind passing me a bottle of FuckSlut?” MEO certainly doesn’t beat around the bush when it comes to naming their lubes, there is no Happy Water Kitty or Silicone Sunshine for them… they just get right to the point, FuckSlut.
Goofy name aside, this turned out to be a fairly decent lube. It seems to have some great staying power, I don’t find myself reaching for the bottle mid-masturbation to reapply often (who has time for that?!). And it has been great for anal play. It allowed me to slip in my Tantus Ryder comfortably without much of a warm-up… and if you read my Ryder review, you’ll understand that is no small feat!
It is probably worth noting at this point, that as a silicone lube, you really don’t want to use it with most silicone toys. But, when it comes to my Tantus products, I always feel a little more brazen, as the toys have always held up well for me no matter what lube I use. In general though silicone based lubes are fine to be used on toys made out of hard materials, such as stainless steel, ceramic, plastic, stone, wood, etc.
If you are super dead set on using a silicone based lube, or it just happens to be all you have on hand, do a spot test. Dab on a bit of lube on the toy in question, let it sit for an hour (or more), then wipe it clean. If it leaves behind a gooey, sticky, tacky residue… put down that lube and just back away slowly! Do not pass go, do not collect $200! This means the silicone lube has bonded with your silicone toy and is irremovable! NOOoooo! Silicone toys can be expensive, don’t ruin your precious with the wrong lube!
Fuckslut goes on clear and is quite runny
Fuckslut is a light, silky feeling lube that really glides easily. No friction or drag and it doesn’t dry up during toy use or on skin-to-skin contact. Yay! A lube with staying power is always a dream come true! It also leaves my skin feeling all velvety and touchable, so…bonus! It is, however, very runny! I had to move quick to direct it where I wanted it to go as I was squeezing it out. While applying it to my anus, I could feel it dripping down onto my bed before I was able to get it rubbed around (it also left an oily stain on my bedspread… put a towel down!).
My only real complaint with MEO Fuckslut comes with clean up. As soon as I run water over it, it becomes sticky. It doesn’t want to wash off, and leaves a filmy residue on my toys. Even washing with soap and warm water takes a long time to get it all off. Cleaning up Fuckslut is a time consuming process! This may just be the nature of silicone based lubes, but Fuckslut seemed to be extra difficult to remove.
View from the top – easy to squeeze, but still a mess.
Ok, ok, now that I think about it, I do actually have a second complaint. PUMP BOTTLES! Come on people… when will we learn that lube is a slippery, slimy, wet mess and just accept that pump bottles are the way to go. Fuckslut comes in is a 30ml or 100ml bottle with a flippy-squeezy top (think shampoo or lotion bottle.), and while it comes out easy enough, after the first use, the bottle is a slippery son-of-a-gun. A pump, a pump, my kingdom for a pump!
So, do I recommend MEO Fuckslut? Well, if you are sensitive to vulgar language, you may want to avoid this lube. I could see it being a mood killer for those who are not into some of the more hardcore, harsh, pet-names. But as a lube, I do recommend it, even though it was a pain in the ass to clean, I loved that it had serious staying power and kept everything lubricated it! Made in Germany, Fuckslut is colorless, odorless, and tasteless (yes… I licked it… for science.) and contains no preserving agents.
Should you wish to purchase MEO Fuckslut for your own lubetastic collection, you can do so right from MEO’s website! Only 14,90€ for the 100ml bottle (roughly 16 bucks here in the States.) and of course, they offer international shipping!
MEO FuckSlut – From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds Flat!
Fuckslut Silicone-Based Lube was provided to me free of charge in exchange for my honest opinion.