Bad Dragon’s Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon – Why There is No Suction Cup
Well, I have an answer to my “why can’t I get a suction cup with my Flint the Uncut!” question. Bad Dragon’s Head of Public Relations sent me a quick email with the answer to the burning question… OH!...
View ArticleBad Dragon Nox the Night Drake: Sex Toy Review
(Yes, we did have sex with it like this…) So, yet another Bad Dragon creation has come to join my sex toy stable! I know, I’m starting to look like I’m obsessed with Bad Dragon… well, maybe I am… but...
View ArticlePleasure Works Rippler Mini Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review
The latest sex toy delivery to my humble abode included not one but two toys! The fine folks at Good Vibrations have seen fit to spoil my vagina with a both the Pleasure Works Rippler Mini and the...
View ArticlePleasure Works Rippler Mini Vibrating Dildo – Update
I love a company that is ready and available to answer questions, even questions that weren’t specifically asked! After reading about the fiasco that was a bullet vibe stuck in my Rippler Mini, Andy,...
View ArticlePleasure Works Maven Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review
When I first pulled Maven out of the box, I didn’t think I was going to like it. It looks so simple, the shaft is so smooth, its weirdly realistic in a totally unrealistic sort of way… there was just...
View ArticleSex Toy Sale Round-Up #1
Sex Toy Sale Round-Up #1 Here is a collection of sales and promotions that were posted in the past week or so from sex toy retailers around the web! This is a collection of sales and promotions from...
View ArticleExotic-Erotics Werewolf Small – Sex Toy Review
A second Exotic-Erotics creation has come to join my flock (Herd? Pack? Murder? What is a gaggle of sex toys called?)! My first Exotic-Erotics toy was Murray, the life-cast Australian Shepherd doggy...
View ArticleTantus Amsterdam Small Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review
I recently received a box of toys from Tantus. It was literally the most squeal worthy box of goodies imaginable! They sent me a Flurry O2, a Severin Small, a Nurse Connoisseur Harness, and the star of...
View ArticleTantus Flurry O2 – Sex Toy Review
So, in case you are new to my blog, let me get you up to speed here: Not too long ago, I received a super awesome goody box full toys from the folks at Tantus. The Amsterdam Small was the first toy out...
View ArticleBad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon – Sex Toy Review
Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon. Admire it. Bad Dragon’s Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon, side view Now admire it from this angle. Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon, back view Keep admiring it. Meng the Micro...
View ArticleTantus Nurse Connoisseur Harness
Well, after an obnoxiously long break from all things sexy, I am finally back! Sure, I’m typing from an air mattress on the floor, using a stack of books and a cardboard box as a desk… but, at least I...
View ArticleBad Dragon Basilisk Sheath – Sex Toy Review
In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? No idea what...
View ArticleAslan Leather Pink Padded Collar – Sex Toy Review
My Aslan Leather Pink Padded Collar was a little bit of an impulse buy a couple of years ago. I saw it in the store and fell so in love I knew I had to have it. There were also a set of ankle and wrist...
View ArticleDoxy Wand Massager: Sex Toy Review
Doxy Wand Massager From the moment I purchased it, my Hitachi* has been my go-to lazy girl’s masturbation tool. It’s always plugged in, under my bed and within arms reach. When the mood strikes, I...
View ArticleBad Dragon Cum Lube – Sex Toy Review
Once upon a time I stumbled across a company by the name of Bad Dragon. A company that specializes in fantasy-themed, quality, silicone sex toys. Each one of their toys offers an impressive range of...
View ArticleSliquid Satin – Sex Toy Review
If you can believe it, there was once a time when I didn’t realize there was anything more than Astroglide and K-Y Jelly, they were the only thing on the shelf at my small town drug store. I would...
View ArticleCrystal Delights Glass Plug (Colors Against Cancer) – Sex Toy Review
When not in your ass, it can double as a magnifying glass. For the entirety of this review I would like for you to refer to me as Princess Kitten, because that’s what I feel like when I use this plug,...
View ArticleTantus Zing Vibrating Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review
Oh Zing, my most favorite of all my butt plugs. Why has it taken me so long to get around to reviewing you? Maybe it’s because I’m selfish and don’t want to share a good thing. Maybe deep down, I’m...
View ArticleBlack Friday – Sex Toy Sales
It’s that time of year again, and the holiday season is just beginning. Tomorrow I will be sitting down with the family to stuff my face full of turkey, mashed potatoes and slice after slice of pie!...
View ArticleCrystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Pony Tail Plug – Sex Toy Review
When I was a kid, I had a HUGE collection of My Little Pony toys. Not the creep-tastic ponies kids play with today, but honest to god, My Little Ponies from the ’80s. I could sit for hours brushing...
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