Lovehoney USB Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Guys, I’m going to have to devote an entire room of my house to just vibrating wands. Seriously, I’m out of control. CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP! Good wands, bad wands, GIVE ME ALL THE WANDS! So just what...
View Article2016 – A Sex Toy Bloggers Year in Review
Whew! We did it, we made it through 2016! Congratulations to us! Time to break out the cake and confetti! I know a lot of us are feeling a little bruised and battered, some of us are left wondering...
View ArticleBodywand WandPlus G Spot 8 Massager – Sex Toy Review
Okay, I know the number of wands I’ve reviewed in the last few weeks is bordering on ridiculous, but I can’t help myself. If you were to tell me I was going to be trapped on a deserted island for the...
View ArticleSatisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review
I’m almost positive that every sex toy review you read for the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is going to begin with “It looks like Birdo, from the Mario Brothers’ franchise.” Because, you know, it does. It...
View ArticleFun Factory Joupie – Sex Toy Review
I have champagne tastes on a beer budget. I simply can not afford every $200.00 vibrator that sashays onto the market with its gold plated bodies and diamond encrusted charging cables, no matter how...
View ArticleBlack Friday 2016 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
It is November already… I’ve traded in my spooky skeletons and bloody zombies for turkeys and Christmas sweaters. Yes… I’m that obnoxious person who will be celebrating Christmas for the next 2 months...
View ArticleFifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
This review is really a three for the price of one sort of deal, what a great value! When I told Lovehoney I was interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator they said,...
View ArticleNumber One Laboratory B.J. – Sex Toy Review
I have many sexual fantasies. Many of them are totally unrealistic, like having Dr. Strange fold time around me while Loki and the 10th Doctor double team me in the Tardis while Kate Mckinnon tells me...
View ArticleEmojibator Eggplant Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
I can honestly say, I have never scrolled through my phone’s emoji list and thought to myself “man, if only I could fuck myself with that…” But apparently the creators of the Emojibator thought just...
View ArticleHoliday Giveaway! Win a Rianne S Moon Vibe!
It was my birthday on the 15th, Hanukkah and Christmas are closing in on us, it is absolutely my most favorite time of the year! LUVOQA.com is helping me spread some holiday cheer this year by...
View ArticleBodywand Mini Massager – Sex Toy Review
Have you ever felt so underwhelmed by a toy that you just sit there, staring at it, questioning its existence? Questioning your own existence? That is how I am currently feeling about the Bodywand Mini...
View ArticleLovehoney USB Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand – Sex Toy Review
Guys, I’m going to have to devote an entire room of my house to just vibrating wands. Seriously, I’m out of control. CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP! Good wands, bad wands, GIVE ME ALL THE WANDS! So just what...
View ArticleBodywand WandPlus G Spot 8 Massager – Sex Toy Review
Okay, I know the number of wands I’ve reviewed in the last few weeks is bordering on ridiculous, but I can’t help myself. If you were to tell me I was going to be trapped on a deserted island for the...
View ArticleSatisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review
I’m almost positive that every sex toy review you read for the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is going to begin with “It looks like Birdo, from the Mario Brothers’ franchise.” Because, you know, it does. It...
View ArticleRocks-Off Bamboo – Sex Toy Review
The Rocks-Off Bamboo is a little bullet vibe that ended up really surprising me. At $25.00, I really wasn’t expecting much out of it. I figured, sure I’ll try it, but I’m not looking forward to the bad...
View ArticleBodywand WandPlus Curve G8 – Sex Toy Review
Oh look, I managed to make exactly one post before I just had to review another wand, this seems pretty good for me! Let’s just call today Wand Wednesday and get right down to it, shall we? Wand...
View ArticleTantus Severin Small – Sex Toy Review
Okay, so I like butt plugs. I’m not ashamed to say it. I like the way it feels to have something all up in my butthole while I’m having sex. But, I am also kind of picky. It has to feel just right, my...
View ArticleHot Octopuss Pulse III Duo – Sex Toy Review
The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo review was written as a guest review for The Brunette Reviews, what follows is an excerpt from that review! Doesn’t it feel like most of the toys that are currently...
View ArticleEmojibator Chili Pepper Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Are you ready to spice things up? The folks at Emojibator are at it again, this time taking the Chili Pepper straight from your text messages and into your hands (or into your vag?). Actually, I didn’t...
View ArticleValentine’s Day 2017 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
Whether Valentine’s Day is your thing or not, you can’t deny that it is a great time to snag an awesome deal on sex toys! I have collected some of the greatest Valentine’s Day sex toy sales and deals...
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