Love is in the Air Giveaway! Win a Tease Luxury Bondage Kit!
I’m having a hard time believing that we are already a week into February! I had totally meant this giveaway to be a celebration of it being the first day of February… now it is a celebration of it...
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Tenga Iroha Mini – Sex Toy Review
The Iroha Mini is a teeny tiny palm of your hand sized vibrator. At just 2.5 inches tall and 2.25 inches wide the Iroha Mini is an itty bitty treat. It’s two-toned colorful tear drop shape sort of...
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B Swish Bthrilled Classic Wand – Sex Toy Review
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wand! Wand who? I’ve totally got another vibrating wand to review! Okay, so maybe I’m not all that great at jokes, but I will tell you what I am great at… reviewing vibrating...
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Lelo Luna Beads Noir – Sex Toy Review
Well, this is a long review in the making. I have owned these Lelo Luna Beads Noir for well over a year now. I had purchased them for my own personal use, I had every intention of wearing them around...
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Rocks-Off Ramsey Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review
Ramsey Rabbit takes the idea of a rabbit vibrator to the literal extreme. You can’t get any more rabbity than this rabbit (unless you were to put an actual fuzzy bunny between your legs, which I do not...
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Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 – Sex Toy Review
The Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 is the most monstrous of all the butt plugs to ever have graced the inner sanctum of my anus. I feel like I can sum up the Pure Plug 2.0 in one word – heavy. Actually, I think it...
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We-Vibe Wish – Sex Toy Review
Okay guys, I’m glad you are here. I have something very important I want you to do. I want you to drop everything you are doing right now and listen to me. Seriously, put down that Hot Pocket. Tell...
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Kiiroo Onyx – Sex Toy Review
The Onyx is the penis half of Kiiroo’s duo of teledildonic toys. I can feel you raising an intrigued yet puzzled eyebrow. You are wondering what in the world a teledildonic toy even is, aren’t you? If...
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Fun Factory The Boss Dildo – Sex Toy Review
I adore Fun Factory. Their toys have never let me down, the quality and unique designs keep me coming back again and again. Even something as simple as the one speed, battery powered Joupie has left me...
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Tenga SVR – Sex Toy Review
Vibrating cock rings. Bleh. Just thinking about them leaves my clit screaming in frustration. Just uttering the words make me vomit into my mouth a little bit. Am I being overdramatic? Maybe, but there...
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Iroha Stick by Tenga – Sex Toy Review
Iroha, the same people who made the super adorable Kushi and the cute (but somewhat less awesome) Mini are at it again. This time they have introduced a sweet little lipstick vibrator. While not as out...
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FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager – Sex Toy Review
Confession: sometimes I agree to do a toy review for a toy I am pretty sure I am going to hate. It’s not because I am a hoarder, greedy for more sex toys (okay, maybe its a little bit of that), it is...
View ArticleCelebrate Pride Month Giveaway! Win a Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo!
So, the entire month of May completely got away from me. I had totally intended on running a giveaway in celebration of Masturbation May, but here we are…. May has come and gone… and I failed at...
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B-Vibe Rimming Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review
What, what, in the butt?!? Sorry, that song has been in my head pretty much from the moment this toy fell into my hands. Actually, its in my head pretty much any time I do any butt stuff. I now...
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4th of July 2017 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
FREEDOM! BALD EAGLES! HOT DOGS! FIREWORKS! … and other assorted patriotic gibberish… Happy 4th of July weekend to all you folks here in the good old U S of A! And just a normal, but equally happy...
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Tenga Eggs Masturbation Sleeve – Sex Toy Review
I am a bit of an odd duck. I really get a kick out of a sex toy that doesn’t exactly look like a sex toy. Like, this is the thing, this is what gets my panties wet. Is that a hedgehog? I love it! Oh,...
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Njoy Fun Wand – Sex Toy Review
I’m guessing at this point most of us are familiar with Njoy. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, you might be more familiar with the Pure Wand. That magical toy that has been known to hit g-spots (and...
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Womanizer 2Go – Sex Toy Review
Ahh, the Womanizer… the toy with what I think is probably world’s most terrible name for a sex toy. Womanizer…Wooooomanizer…. Womaaaaanizer… nope, the name hasn’t grown on me at all, I still cringe...
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MEO HurtMe DeLuxe Swatter with Anal Ball – Sex Toy Review
Anyone need a spanking? ‘Cause Mistress has got a new toy… There are two things that instantly bring out the malicious Domme in me. Strap-ons and impact toys. There is something about those two items...
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Le Wand Vibrating Massager – Sex Toy Review
Hooray! A new wand has hit the market! I was pretty darn excited when I received an email from Peepshow Toys offering me the chance to review the new Le Wand. If you have spent any time at all reading...
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