Ramsey Rabbit takes the idea of a rabbit vibrator to the literal extreme. You can’t get any more rabbity than this rabbit (unless you were to put an actual fuzzy bunny between your legs, which I do not recommend). From its little bunny nose with long whiskers to its little cotton tail, Ramsey is all rabbit.
Ramsey Rabbit comes to me as a prize from a contest I won last year early in the summer. I entered at the very last minute, like I think the contest had only 15 minutes left on it and I just did it on a whim, so imagine my surprise when I received an email later that evening telling me I had won. Talk about luck! Maybe I should have gone out and bought a lottery ticket? Sadly, Ramsey kind of got lost in the shuffle of my move, after receiving him I pretty much packed him in a box right away and forgot about him. Recently, I’ve finally started unpacking all the boxes of miscellaneous items I had been avoiding, and tucked away in a box full of random desk supplies and old CD’s was Ramsey Rabbit. Aww, look at the cute little bunny with his cute little bunny face and his cute little bunny teeth.
The Ramsey Rabbit ranks pretty much at the top of my adorable sex toy list (yes, I have an adorable sex toy list… like literally, it’s in my notebook). I said it before and I’ll say it again, he looks like a fluffy bunny. A FLUFFY FUCKIN’ BUNNY! Okay, maybe not exactly fluffy, more of a silky soft silicone bunny with a hard ABS plastic center. But you get where I’m coming from. To quote my cartoon counterpart “IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!”
Ramsey Rabbit is a petite 4 inch long vibe that is made up of two parts, the outer cutie-patooie bunny sleeve and the reasonably powerful Rocks-Off RO 80mm bullet vibrator. The sleeve is made from a buttery-smooth, flexible matte silicone, while the vibrator is your average hard ABS plastic bullet. So really, you are getting a two for one sort of deal here, a rabbit vibrator and a pretty nice bullet vibe.
As a rabbit vibrator, I’m not a big fan of Ramsey Rabbit, my clit is small and well hidden, so Ramsey’s ears were spaced too widely apart for me to find any kind of satisfaction with them. The thick silicone sleeve that makes up Ramsey also dampens the vibrations, turning an otherwise fairly powerful bullet into something pretty weak. If I am using Ramsey with the silicone sleeve still attached I find his nose to be the best part of it. It allows me to press down firmly, directing those vibrations right where I need them. Otherwise, I’m not super impressed with the bunny sleeve as a means to achieve orgasm.
The RO-8mm bullet vibrator is battery powered and arrived with the necessary N battery to power it. I have had no problems reaching orgasm with the bullet vibe on it’s own. While the rabbit sleeve is super cute, I find myself preferring to remove the bullet from inside the sleeve and using it on its own for more direct clitoral stimulation. The bullet vibe is programmed with seven settings, three constant speeds and four pulsating patterns. The patterns aren’t the worst thing ever, they are somewhat more creative than your average bullet, although I still mostly ignore them and go directly to the top constant speed. The vibration quality is pretty adequate, they don’t quite reach what I consider rumbly, but they aren’t exactly buzzy either… its in a kind of a weird gray area between the two that I find hard to describe. I know… I’m being super helpful here. Power-wise, the bullet isn’t quite at the “oh hot damn!” level the We-Vibe Tango is, but it is still pretty solid… I am a mega power queen and I was still able to achieve an orgasm without too much of a fight.
The Ramsey Rabbit is 100% waterproof so go ahead and use this little bunny as your bathtub buddy! Also, since the bullet does slide out, you can give the bullet a good rinse and throw the rabbit sleeve into boiling water or pop it into the dishwasher should you wish to sanitize it. If using lube with the rabbit sleeve, opt for something that is not silicone based. If you are using only the bullet, go ahead and lube up with whatever your heart desires.
So, what do I recommend? Well, I guess it depends on what you are looking for and how sensitive you are. My clit has become old and grizzled, it takes serious power to really get me going, so with the rabbit sleeve attached and the vibrations muffled I was left bored and even though I tried to orgasm with the rabbit, I couldn’t. However, for someone more sensitive than I or someone who prefers milder vibrations, I can see there being some orgasm potential with Ramsey’s rabbit ears. Now, if we were just talking about the RO-8mm bullet, then I’d say go for it. It is a pretty nice bullet, it isn’t crazy strong but it also doesn’t possess vulva-numbing buzzyness. Honestly, other than the Ramsey Rabbit being super adorable and well made I don’t have a whole lot to say about it, either negative or positive. If it is a toy that interests you at all, go ahead and buy it, Rocks-Off makes some very nice items and you will be buying a quality toy. It is pretty discreet as far as sex toys go, looking more like a cartoon rabbit than a vibrator and it is not going to be a big drain on your wallet either, available for purchase at under $30.00.
Bonus: If you remove Ramsey Rabbit from the bullet vibe you’ve suddenly got yourself a really cool finger puppet.
I’ve done a bit of searching around and so far the Rocks-Off Ramsey Rabbit is not available at any of my go-to shops here in the U.S. (booo), but if you are shopping internationally (or willing to pay international shipping) you can pick up a Rocks-Off Ramsey Rabbit at JouJou Australia.
If you are interested just in the RO-8mm bullet vibrator (which is honestly the best part), that can be found at Good Vibes, SheVibe, Luvoqa, and Lovehoney!
The Rocks-Off Ramsey Rabbit was a prize in a contest hosted by Rocks-Off Ltd and won by Kitten Boheme.